Matt took many notes of the goings on on the trip to Michigan. I have typed up his notes and added a few that I remembered. They are in no real order, they are somewhat divided into each day, but not all that well. Feel free to tell me that I got something wrong or forgot an important item.
Friday
First song on radio, old guy requests LFO – Summer Girls
Kevin gives Mallory physics help on the phone.
I need more hands.
Matt sees woman taking notes while driving.
Ohio Rest Stop – Men’s Bathroom wall: “Our AIM is to keep our bathrooms clean. Your “AIM” will help us … Thanks MGMT”
Blow dryers for hands always at rest stops.
Guy tailgating in median by himself.
Youngstown was CLOSED.
Plethora of fire hydrants on road to Valerie’s.
Things that are taller than Kevin’s car remind him of home.
Black squirrels in Ohio.
One of the speed trap signs was at a dead end.
Lime-Aid was tangy.
No commas in Ohio.
Kevin bent his fork.
I took the long way to the Acme bathroom, Valerie’s fault.
Satanic Goth Barbie.
Extended Toilet Paper Roll, the roll is so big they give you an extender for your toilet paper holder, why not just buy 2?
Cow above the dairy section moos when you press the button.
Matt needed to show his ID to buy wieners.
Clutch song on the radio 1001010.
Highly volatile isle in Acme. The cleaning supplies were next to the charcoal.
Cold Stone – Kevin comments on door sign that says “Ice Cream Makers Only” saying that “Hey, I’ve made ice cream before.”
Cashier claims she ate an Ultimate Bucket in one sitting.
Literally Pumpkin Pie in the Sky.
Clock in Valerie’s house chimes every fifteen minutes.
Kevin out-Seinfelded Matt.
I owned all of the comforters that Valerie had in her house.
Watched Caddyshack, Valerie hated it.
Saturday
Matt thinks clock was the doorbell.
Also thought he heard Dust Bunny (DB) putting dishes away all night.
Also thought 7 people were staying at Valerie’s, kept seeing people.
Dan, Kevin, and Valerie played Go Fish, disagreements overs rules.
PSU people honking, showing jerseys and giving approving nods on the ride.
Michigan fans friendly at rest stop.
Got to Ann Arbor easily.
Paid One Million Dollars for gas.
The Big House = The Big Dump
Matt & I felt up during game by falling girls in front of us.
Yellow shirted event staff were useless and failed in their attempt to get us off the bleachers.
Anit-Wave (when the wave came through our section everoyone sat down, probably the coolest thing ever)
Hi-jacked cheers: Lets go Blue (& WHITE!)
Cheerleaders rolled in the endzone and spelled Michigan. Our section chanted “You Are Gay”
No music played in the stadium.
Ridiculously long line for everything.
People go through instead of around.Michign fans were fun for the most part.
Matt made many Michigan friends.
Matt gave pom-poms to Michigan fans and other PSU fans.
Womens’ bathroom line shorter than men’s.
Then port-o-john next to actual ones.
Dan dated a 2nd grader while in 8th grade.
Dan wants Helen after she squats 600lbs, line caused Matt to smile for first time after loss.
Valeie’s harem of men.
Forlorn/Dejected fan rest stop, PSU and ND fans.
“I don’t have depth perception, one eye is asleep but I’m not sure which one.” – Me while driving.
Heard Sugar over a thousand times.
Matt was a firefighter when the aluminum foil caught fire.
Kathleen broke up with Matt for M.Rob via text message.
Woman at Kroger’s and guys at Turkey Fry.
Used a map of the Eastern US to find Ann Arbor.
Parked on golf course, people were playing football on a green.
Broke a ton of benches in the stadium.
Kevin: “I love it when a building looks like it could withstand a bomb attack.” Valerie: “The Playtex building?” Matt: “That’s some protection.”
Sunday
Valerie confused by Eagles Campbell’s Soup commerical.
I got a Banana milkshake from Steak & Shake before leaving Hudson (my favorite).