During the week I think of some crazy, stupid stuff but a lot of the time no one is around to hear it then I don’t write it down. Last week I decided to start writing some of them down. Here are the few that I remembered. Just remember, I have to start with something.
There is a sport model of the Ford Windstar, if you have a mini-van you forfeit your right to any sort of sport.
90% of gas stations in Minnesota have car washes.
I’m surprised more SPAM doesn’t come from Jesus as the sender. You have to open it, don’t you? You never know.
After you buy a Honda Element, how long does it take to get sick of people pointing at you and saying, “Look honey, that’s the hideous car I was telling you about.”